It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.

— Bill Cosby

I've noticed the customers in health food stores. They are pale skinny people who usually look half dead. In a steak house you see robust ruddy people. They're dying of course but they look terrific.

— Bill Cosby

Learning to read clusters is not something your eyes do naturally. It takes constant practice.

— Bill Cosby

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.

— Bill Cosby

Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.

— Bill Cosby

My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children.

— Bill Cosby

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

— Bill Cosby

Now, Richard Pryor was unique. Many misunderstood his humor. He lit up the hallway, but they didn't understand his use of profanity. He didn't use it just to be using it; he used it in the context of his satire.

— Bill Cosby

Old is always fifteen years from now.

— Bill Cosby

Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.

— Bill Cosby