After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.

— Joe Rogan

As a longtime practitioner of yoga and a person who's been involved in physical fitness my whole life, I can tell you, yoga helps you achieve altered states of consciousness. It is not just stretching. The only way you can say that it's stretching is if you haven't done it, or that you haven't done it rigorously for a long period of time.

— Joe Rogan

Faith itself is a horrible mechanism that stunts the growth of ideas. It also stunts the act of questioning, and it does this by pushing the idea that you have to have faith - and that nothing has to be proven.

— Joe Rogan

I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.

— Joe Rogan

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.

— Joe Rogan

If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.

— Joe Rogan

I had a great time on News Radio, I got to make tons of money in relative obscurity and learn a lot about the TV biz and work on my standup act constantly. It was a dream gig.

— Joe Rogan

I had a sense of who I was before I got famous.

— Joe Rogan

I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.

— Joe Rogan

I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.

— Joe Rogan