A conservative is a man who will not look at the new moon out of respect for that "ancient institution" the old one.

— Douglas Jerrold

A Conservative is a man who will not look at the new moon out of respect for that ancient institution the old one.

— Douglas Jerrold

A strange volume of real life in the daily packet of the postman. Eternal love and instant payment!

— Douglas Jerrold

Australia is so kind that just tickle her with a hoe and she laughs with a harvest.

— Douglas Jerrold

Earth is here so kind that just tickle her with a hoe, and she laughs with a harvest.

— Douglas Jerrold

Fortunes made in no time are like shirts made in no time it's ten to one if they hang long together.

— Douglas Jerrold

Happiness grows at our firesides and is not to be picked in strangers' gardens.

— Douglas Jerrold

Happiness grows at our own firesides and is not to be picked in strangers' gardens.

— Douglas Jerrold

Honest bread is very well - it's the butter that makes the temptation.

— Douglas Jerrold

If slander be a snake it is a winged one - it flies as well as creeps.

— Douglas Jerrold