I can draw you a diagram. Hint: I slot B, and your tabbed A.

— Kresley Cole

I can't believe you're going to sacrifice your archery mojo for Macramé." Lucia would forfeit her fantastical skill with a bow if she was unchaste. "Who am I going to hang out with when you're a talentless nobody?

— Kresley Cole

I don't get it. I'm sexually attractive to a remarkable degree-""And humble."" It's not bragging if it's true. And I'm his-which means, this is in the bag. Or should be.

— Kresley Cole

If a demon and a vampire mated, their offspring would be unique but in harmony, like a Labrador retriever crossed with a poodle. Voilà, labradoodle! But a demon was a made creature, as if one took the front half of the Lab and jammed it onto the back half of the poodle. In other words, wrong

— Kresley Cole

If a demon and a vampire mated, their offspring would be unique but in harmony, like a Labrador retriever crossed with a poodle. Voilà, labradoodle! But a demon was a made creature, as if one took the front half of the Lab and jammed it onto the back half of the poodle. In other words, wrong.

— Kresley Cole

I give you a week, maybe two, before you're driven to bite someone."" I don't know how to... to bite or drink! But you could teach me."" And what could you possibly do in return?" Bothered waved a negligent hand. "Play football for me? Break in my jeans really well?

— Kresley Cole

I had just heard tales that the Valkyrie were large warriors, akin to Amazons.”“If you’re the sole survivor of an army attacked by us, are you going to say we had our asses handed to us by petite, nubile females, or by she-monsters who can bench Buick's?

— Kresley Cole

Illusion is Reality's coy lover who cheers him when he is grim. Illusion is cunning to his wisdom of ages, meet oblivion to his knowledge. A bounty to his lack. [Sabine]

— Kresley Cole

I'm told the effect is cumulative--it will continue to worsen." Though outwardly calm as he explained this, his face had paled even more. "But if you tell me about the Valkyrie's weaknesses, I'll administer the antidote."" Weaknesses? So many. Foremost, we're ... ticklish.

— Kresley Cole

In other words, he was the tree in the forest that silently fell--when no one was around to be crushed.

— Kresley Cole