Look at me, making one of your dreams come true. You and your Norm truck driving around Orville."" You're practically a god.

— Kasie West

Mrs. Spence picks up a roll of toilet paper from the counter and scrunches her nose.“Ask Carmen about that,” Xander says. Great, now I have to explain to his mother about my vandalism? “Your son called me with a toilet paper emergency. I rushed over.” She looks confused so Xander says, “She’s kidding, Mom.

— Kasie West

My bookcase is all yours." I walked to the door. "I've just decided that those are my favorite five words in the world.

— Kasie West

My hands still on his shoulders. “Hi,” he says. “Sorry.” “For what?” “For the fact that you are such a big flirt.” He laughs. “You’re the one in my lap. I was just sitting here minding my own business.” “Just the plane, then?” “Of course.” I try to stand up, but he pulls me back down again. “Man, the plane is really bumpy today,” he says.

— Kasie West

Note to self: Carmen is very good at sarcasm.”“If you’re recording notes for an official record, I’d like the word ‘very’ stricken and replaced with ‘exceptionally.

— Kasie West

Not the “be yourself” line. I loathe that line. As if Myself and Tic have met before and gotten along, so all I have to do is make sure Myself is there this time. So illogical.

— Kasie West

Once Addie let someone in, she was impossible to forget. There was something about her that crawled inside a person and built a nice comfy home there, her goodness expanding until it filled every limb.

— Kasie West

One of my friends at the Compound has a photographic memory. Everything she ever sees, reads, or hears, she remembers forever in perfect detail.

— Kasie West

Revenge is never the answer

— Kasie West

Sometimes regardless of what we want, reality takes over.

— Kasie West