A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.

— Helen Rowland

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.

— Helen Rowland

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

— Helen Rowland

After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.

— Helen Rowland

A husband is what is left of a lover after the nerve has been extracted.

— Helen Rowland

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

— Helen Rowland

A man never knows how to say goodbye a woman never knows when to say it.

— Helen Rowland

And verily, a woman need to know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.

— Helen Rowland

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar in everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.

— Helen Rowland

A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight to his heart, and contracts it so that it can never again hold quite as much love for her.

— Helen Rowland