And I wake up happy, baby, because I possess beauty and I own that beauty in all the forms it can take and the least important of those are physical.

— Kristen Ashley

Apparently, if you become one of Satan’s Minions, as a reward, he makes you immune to cancer, heart and liver disease.

— Kristen Ashley

Apparently Super Max was pretty content with taking care of half the town, such was his wonderfulness.

— Kristen Ashley

Balls to ten minutes.

— Kristen Ashley

Bard eyed him like he was manure on her shoes at the same time she did things, like sharpen a wooden stake, something she knew didn't work on him, but that was not her point, even if she was making one.

— Kristen Ashley

Because he tells me. All the fucking time. I’m precious to him and I know it because he shows me, and he tells me. It’s beautiful. It’s real. Furthermore, it’s right.

— Kristen Ashley

Because, no matter how old we get, we always need to believe in fairytales.

— Kristen Ashley

Being on the moon is about harnessing science and technology. Wavelets waterbeds are about harnessing nature and that, by definition, is not natural,” I shot back.“Babe, you’re not lyin’ on a miracle,” he said through a lip twitch.”No, I’m lying under one.

— Kristen Ashley

Belonging to me doesn’t mean I’ll make you do anything, it just means I consider you mine for as long as this lasts. It means I protect you, it means I take care of you. For another man, it might mean something different. Don’t confuse me with another man

— Kristen Ashley

Compassion is often mistaken for weakness, when the fact is, there is very little that is more powerful than the courage it takes to give it.

— Kristen Ashley