I figured that maybe he was only hanging around for the tea and tobacco and when one ran out, so would he.

— S.A. Tawks

I figured this guy was a fair dinkum Australian. The type of guy that worked the land all day, cracked open a beer or two at night and called girls 'sheilas'.

— S.A. Tawks

I figured, what harm could come from a little bit of fun? Crabs. The Canadian girl gave me crabs.

— S.A. Tawks

I guess my biggest problem is that I find it easier to relapse than to carry through.

— S.A. Tawks

I have two moods when I get drunk. The common mood is the lazy, happy-go-lucky guy. The uncommon mood is the frustrated, self-deprecating guy. That night was the latter.

— S.A. Tawks

I'm not a hero, though. I'm just a man.

— S.A. Tawks

I’m not sure if I ever met an American teacher in Korea that hadn’t volunteered at an orphanage at least once—even our resident idiot could be surprisingly decent on occasion—but I’ve also visited foreign countries where children are taught hatred. I’ve seen it up close and personal. It’s antithetical to everything I believe in as a teacher. The mandate for all teachers is to instill hope, not fear and hatred.

— Tucker Elliot

In my defense, I did like my ex until she cheated on me. I just thought the feeling was love.

— S.A. Tawks

I think that Richard was more of a one-girl-for-the-rest-of-your-life-marry-and-make-a-family kind of guy.

— S.A. Tawks

It'll be the biggest decision of my life. Knowing me, I'll probably make the wrong choice.

— S.A. Tawks