I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than teach ten thousand stars how not to dance.

— e. e. cummings

If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family native on our hands.

— Douglas Adams

If you had asked me when I was 28 and in my wedding dress if I ever thought I would end up in my forties flipping my husband the bird over potato chips, I'd say you were crazy.

— Jenna McCarthy

I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous, but it's cool to have strong and powerful pets.

— Tracy Morgan

I'm not an early bird at all. Ideally, on Saturday morning I'd allow myself a lovely lie-in. 10:45 would be just right.

— Shilpa Shetty

I'm not into superhero movies, but I love cartoons. Twenty bird is my favorite.

— Deepika Padukone

I'm very happy being me, although sometimes I'd love to be a bird so that I could fly.

— Joy Fielding

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird.

— Coco Chanel

In order to have good fried chicken, you should wash and season the bird the morning you're preparing it for dinner. Don't wait and do it right before you start cooking. Throw it in the refrigerator, seasoned, that morning, and give it a chance to soak up all the salt and pepper and goodness.

— Paula Deen

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm.

— Alan Perlis