Bicentennial Man (film)
By Andrew Martin (character)
What's silent and smells like worms? Bird farts.
By Galatea
[called out by Rupert over being grumpy at work] Every day it's [salutes] 'Yes Rupert Sir', 'No Rupert Sir', 'Can I get you another beverage Rupert Sir?!' And it CHAPS MY ASS!!! So here's a helpful hint for you: SHUT UP AND LET ME DO MY WORK!! [casually dislodges boxes] I'm done!
[singing lines from The Wizard of Oz] When a man's an empty kettle, /he should be on his mettle/ and yet, I'm torn apart. Just because, I'm presumin'/ that I could be kind-of-human/ if I only had a heart…
By Little Miss (Grace Martin)
I have a friend who is very special to me. He's sweet and exceptionally intelligent, but, well—he's not really a—I mean, a relationship between us would be impossible. It would never, could never, work out.
About morality
I like you. I even understand you some of the time. But I'm not about to invest my emotions in a machine.
What's right for most people in most situations isn't right for everyone in every situation! Real morality lies in following one's own heart.
By Portia Charney
I like you. I even understand you some of the time. But I'm not about to invest my emotions in a machine.
What's right for most people in most situations isn't right for everyone in every situation! Real morality lies in following one's own heart.