Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey

Once... they made history. Now... they are history.

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Bill & Ted party on!

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It's a trip.

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Whoa dude! Pressed hams!

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By Bill

[Describing their experience in Hell] That was non, non non, NON-heinous!

Bill

By Rufus

[to the future student] And most importantly; do not do your homework without your headphones on. Repeat- [gets interrupted by the arrival of De Nomolos]

Rufus

By Ted

[first glimpse of Hell] This is not like I expected at all! We got totally lied to by our album covers.

Ted

[using his ghost powers on his father] I totally possessed my dad!

Ted