C.O.P.S. (TV series)

Hurry up! (mahh) Hurry up, BadVibes! I've got big plans for these boxoids.

(mahh) I want it done in ten seconds!

BadVibes, your a genius.

(nahh) You're not that smart.

I'm the Big Boss, see? And what the Big Boss wants, the Big Boss takes!

My Cheddar-brained nephew might be a nincompoop, but it makes me look bad if one of my crooks gets caught!

My grandpa, the greatest cop in the world!

If the commissioner doesn't want you grandpa, that's her loss. To me, your still the greatest cop in the world.

Your in the arms of the Law now, citizen. Don't move! Your under arrest!

It all started when LongArm's father, Mickey O'Malley, decided to come out of retirement, only to be sentenced to a different kind of retirement home -- where everyone wears stripes!

You're very well informed, young lady.

[narrating] The facts have been kept secret, until now. You are about to witness the dramatic origin of the world's greatest crime-fighting team! It all began when an notorious underworld kingpin known as The Big Boss sent his henchmen on a spree of high-tech robberies.

Then that's my codename from now on. You all performed splendidly today. I'm proud of you. But as you know, Big Boss and the others got away, and they'll be back! There are many more battles to be fought. But together, one day, I promise you, we're going to put the Big Boss behind bars!

I think we've created a monster.

Now that's what I call a serious bogey!

Big job for our first one? Think we can handle it?

Gee, good thing there was a free parking space!

No sense of humour.

Yeah. What's B.P. stand for anyway?

I hate bugs!

You can't hurry genious, Big Boss. It'll be another hour.

Even I keep a promise sometimes.

Good work, Buzzbomb! Today you've earned your steel wool cupcakes!

How about a bigger piece of the action?

Maybe you didn't understand. The lady wants to know what you're serving.

Something's fishy around here, Chief. And it's not the caviar.

And miss all the fun?

[after handcuffing Ms. Demeanor to a parking meter] Remember to put some change in the meter, Ms. Demeanor.

They helped me do it. I'm part of the team.

What can I do? He's Family!

I'm sorry, dad. I'm just doing what you taught me. Michael Patrick O'Malley, I hereby place you under arrest.

Let me show you how its done!

Now I've seen everything!

Let me change that. Now I've seen everything!!

Hey! What are you rookies doing here! Vess told you to stay put!

What about you, B.P.? What's your codename going to be?

I don't know what it used to stand for, but from now on, I'd say it stands for Bulletproof!

What are you doing lolly-gagging around here while there's criminals to be caught!?

Give that soap!

You know fellas, my mind...isn't what it used to be.

We're C.O.P.S. aren't we? We can handle it!

Me? I ain't servin' nothin'! I'm out on parole, see?

What soap?

I got the combination to open every bank vault in Empire City: me and my jackhammer!

You ever tried talking to it?

Well it works on horses.

[trying on a speed suit] Ooh-wee. This thing's plumb too small. I'm sorry, but we humans grow big down in Texas.

Hey! Watch what your doing!

Too late, Berserko! Here comes a black and white!

Nice job, iron bottom. You've just cleared our escape route.

Ever consider using the door, jerk?

You're Baldwin P. Vess, leader of C.O.P.S. Codename: Bulletproof!

I hope you don't think I'm a pest, but how about an exclusive interview?

This is Whitney Morgan saying tune-in tomorrow.

[in her thoughts] Oh man, what a ham. I should've stuck with the dog show story.