John Tucker Must Die
Don't Get Mad, Get Even.
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Women Want Him. Men Want to Be Him. But These Girls Want to Kill Him.
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By Beth McIntyre
I was so depressed, I couldn't even enjoy the break-up sex. [the girls stare at Beth] Oh my god, I'm such a slut!
By John Tucker
Maybe I come on too strong, but... I don't know who else to be. I just have to put my whole heart into things.