Scott Adams

Of the big five factors in happiness—flexible schedule, imagination, diet, exercise, and sleep—my pick for the most important is exercise.

Scott Adams

Realistically, most people have poor filters for sorting truth from fiction, and there’s no objective way to know if you’re particularly good at it or not. Consider the people who routinely disagree with you. See how confident they look while being dead wrong? That’s exactly how you look to them.

Scott Adams

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.

Scott Adams

Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict that in the future, scientists will learn how to convert stupidity into clean fuel.

Scott Adams

Success caused passion more than passion caused success.

Scott Adams

Technology will definitely solve all our problems, but in the process it will create brand-new ones. But that's O.K. because the most you can expect from life is to get to solve better and better problems.

Scott Adams

The best things in life are silly.

Scott Adams

The best you can hope for in a relationship is to find someone whose flaws are the sort you don’t mind. It is futile to look for someone who has no flaws, or someone who is capable of significant change; that sort of person exists only in our imaginations.

Scott Adams

The Cheesecake Factory is a great business model, but if you take your wife there for your 25th wedding anniversary, you might not reach you're 26th.

Scott Adams

The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it.

Scott Adams

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