Dreams don't come true, they are true.

— Brian Spellman

Feed a squirrel and he'll leave you alone every day.

— Brian Spellman

Fifty percent of life is ninety percent indecisive. The rest is confusing.

— Brian Spellman

First, let me finish. Then interrupt.

— Brian Spellman

He who laughs last laughs ... doesn't get it.

— Brian Spellman

He who lives by the sword shall die by the sword ... unless he's a general.

— Brian Spellman

Honesty is the best insurance policy.

— Brian Spellman

I awoke to a daymare. Life.

— Brian Spellman

I can't answer you in a nutshell. We wouldn't fit unless we saw the same shrink.

— Brian Spellman

I can't name just one example. Then there's only one.

— Brian Spellman