Bad news travels at the speed of light good news travels like molasses.

— Tracy Morgan

Being funny wasn't a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day.

— Tracy Morgan

Cool is the enemy of funny. You can't be cool and be funny at the same time. Only Eddie Murphy could do that.

— Tracy Morgan

God gave us dreams, but he gave us kids to make all those dreams worthwhile. And when I look at all my kids, I say everything that I've ever went through in my life was worthwhile.

— Tracy Morgan

I deal with my sons like young men. If they have a problem with something, they come to me. I am the type of dad that will drop everything I am doing for them, and always tell them to talk to me about it.

— Tracy Morgan

I do stand up sometimes out of anger. Sometimes the greatest stuff comes from a dark place.

— Tracy Morgan

If I had to describe my sense of humor, I would say it's contemporary wit, you know what I'm saying?

— Tracy Morgan

I have my Lucky Charms in the morning, and I feel magical.

— Tracy Morgan

I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous, but it's cool to have strong and powerful pets.

— Tracy Morgan

I'm a human being. I feel all emotions. Furthermore, I'm not just happy all the time. Sometimes, I'm sad and feel the blues. Sometimes I even want to feel the blues. Sometimes, you want to feel down.

— Tracy Morgan