I couldn't think of anything helpful to say, so I resorted to humor, my shield of last resort. 'Just please tell me they don't have a dog and a picket fence.' He smiled. 'No fence, but a dog, two dogs.'' What kind of dogs?' I asked. He smiled and glanced at me, wanting to see my reaction. 'Maltese. Their names are Peek and Boo.'' Oh, shit, Edward, you're joking me.'' Donna wants the dogs included in the engagement pictures.' I stared at him, and the look on my face seemed to amuse him. He laughed. 'I'm glad you're here, Anita, because I don't know a single other person who I'd have admitted this to.

— Laurell K. Hamilton

I didn't want to pick at Micah and me until we unraveled. I wanted to leave it alone and enjoy it. Furthermore, I just didn't know how to do that.

— Laurell K. Hamilton

I'd never met coffee that wasn't wonderful. It was just a matter of how wonderful it was.

— Laurell K. Hamilton

I don't have a master. I'm not sure if I have an equal.

— Laurell K. Hamilton

If the eyes are the window to the soul, then Edward's in trouble 'cause no one is home.

— Laurell K. Hamilton

If you didn't understand the need for friendship or love, could you be lonely?

— Laurell K. Hamilton

If you don't feel loved maybe the outward trappings like weddings and wedding rings become important? (Page 567)

— Laurell K. Hamilton

If you fear nothing, then you are not brave. You are merely too foolish to be afraid.

— Laurell K. Hamilton

If you’re alive, don’t move, if you’re dead, don’t worry about it.

— Laurell K. Hamilton

I hate women who complain about being fat when they're like a size 5. Anything under size 5 isn't a woman. It's a boy with breasts.

— Laurell K. Hamilton