I just don't believe in helping people who are going to torture me. Though I don't see any bamboo slivers. How can you possibly torture someone without bamboo slivers?

— Laurell K. Hamilton

I knew from the moment I heard you, the moment I saw the gun and realized that this lovely, petite woman was the executioner, that you would never die waiting for me to save you - that you would save yourself.

— Laurell K. Hamilton

I knew what was like to finally be seduced by the thing you hunted. Mine just happened to be a more traditional seduction. Okay, at least I was still among the living.

— Laurell K. Hamilton

I know, I know. I rescued him, and he’s bonded to me like a baby duck.

— Laurell K. Hamilton

I looked at Micah, who shrugged. I looked at Rafael, who shook his head. Nice that none of us knew why he was undressing.

— Laurell K. Hamilton

I’m Christian, but if God is truly a God of love, then why would he have a private torture chamber where he put people that he was supposed to love and forgive to be punished forever? If you actually read the Bible, the idea of hell like in the movies and most books was invented by a writer. Dante’s Inferno was ripped off by the Church to give people something to be afraid of, to literally scare people into being Christian.

— Laurell K. Hamilton

I'm dating three men, living with two more, and having occasional sex with two others. That's seven men. I'm like a pornographic Snow White. I think seven is plenty.

— Laurell K. Hamilton

I'm not sure if there are enough white roses in the world to make me forget Richard." I held up my hand before she could interrupt. "But I'm not sure if there are enough cozy afternoons in all eternity to make me forget Jean-Claude.

— Laurell K. Hamilton

I'm sorry I have issues with my boyfriend doing other men. I'm sorry I have issues with me doing other men. Why was I always being made to feel guilty because I wasn't having sex with more people? Wasn't it supposed to be the other way around?

— Laurell K. Hamilton

In real life I do violence, but for psychic stuff I do other things better.

— Laurell K. Hamilton