Ales opened his mouth to reassure his friend when he heard something that chilled him to the bone.“Aleksander Aaron Akkadian! What in the hell is wrong with you! Why are you dragging that mangled corpse through town? You traumatized an entire first-grade class on a field trip to the town center,” Ma said, striding up to them pointing down to the body that Ales still had a hold of. He looked down at the ankle he was holding.“Fuck my life.” Ales looked behind his ma at the trail of blood heading back to the ice cream parlor. Liam laughed, his arms wrapped around his waist holding his sides.

— Alanea Alder

Ales opened his mouth to reassure his friend when reheard something that chilled him to the bone.“Aleksander Aaron Akkadian! What in the hell is wrong with you! Why are you dragging that mangled corpse through town? You traumatized an entire first-grade class on a field trip to the town center,” Ma said, striding up to them pointing down to the body that Ales still had a hold of. He looked down at the ankle he was holding.“Fuck my life.” Ales looked behind his ma at the trail of blood heading back to the ice cream parlor. Liam laughed, his arms wrapped around his waist holding his sides.

— Alanea Alder

Can I ride you next time? You can be my battle cat! That would be so cool!

— Alanea Alder

Don't blink. Don't even blink." she whispered." What in the hell are you talking about?" Aiden looked around trying to identify a hidden threat." You blink and you're dead." Very stared at the two large stone angels on either side of a heavy looking wooden door unblinking. Aiden's hand went to his sidearm." Meryn, that is just a statue."" But what if it isn't? I mean up until this week I didn't think paranormal existed, and now you're all over the fucking place. I can't take the chance.

— Alanea Alder

Do you always drink from a glass?" she finally exploded. Gabriel shook his head. "Over my lifetime, I have fed in nearly every way imaginable. Drinking from a glass is tame is comparison." Very started to grin. "Would you drink from a man?" Gabriel nodded. "Would you drink in a van?" she asked, her eyes dancing. "I don't see why not," he replied. Elizabeth stared as Very continued. "Would you drink from an actor?" Again, Gabriel nodded. Laughing, Elizabeth shook her head at Very. "Would you drink on a tractor?" Very could barely get the words out she was laughing so hard. Gabriel frowned. "Maybe from a farmer if the need were dire.

— Alanea Alder

Get your fang boner under control. You're freaking out my person

— Alanea Alder

Hello little one. Did you know you're on private property?"" Really? I had no idea." Very fudged. He raised an eyebrow. "The ten-foot fence right behind you didn't give it away?

— Alanea Alder

He’s a he. I mean he’s a guy. He’s your mate. Oh my God, you’re gay!” Ales exclaimed. Liam slapped himself on the forehead.

— Alanea Alder

How do you poop? Where does it go? If you get more prestigious as you go down, aren't you shitting on the upper classes?

— Alanea Alder

I enjoy my crazy, thank you very much. I noticed a long time ago that those who value normalcy to the point of making someone else feel like shit for being different were assholes. Furthermore, I stopped caring about what people thought of me after that.

— Alanea Alder