And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wonder where he would go...'...if it hadn't been for his head...

— Bill Cosby

And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.

— Bill Cosby

A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.

— Bill Cosby

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.

— Bill Cosby

Every success story has a parent who says, 'over my dead body.' Every success story has an old person who walks up to you and says, when you're acting the fool, 'you know I worry about you sometimes.'

— Bill Cosby

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

— Bill Cosby

George Carlin is brilliant with words, and Johnny Winters is very creative. It's taking something common and drawing out the humor, being clever with words.

— Bill Cosby

Gray hair is gods graffiti

— Bill Cosby

Gray hair is God's graffiti.

— Bill Cosby

Human beings are the only creatures on Earth that allow children to come back home.

— Bill Cosby