If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.

— George Burns

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

— George Burns

I look better feel better make love better and I'll tell you something else ... I never lied better.

— George Burns

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

— George Burns

I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be I always forget to include myself.

— George Burns

I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.

— George Burns

In show business the key word is honesty. Once you've learned to fake that the rest is easy.

— George Burns

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.

— George Burns

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.

— George Burns

I stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.

— George Burns