A river starts by longing for the ocean...

— Will Advise

A river unneeded still finds its way down to the ocean...

— Will Advise

As an evil cultist, I make an excellent evil cultist. Only I'm stupid, and not evil. And I worship nothing, really.

— Will Advise

A smile is not to take, it's given.

— Will Advise

Backpackers can pack much more meows than baggers. Beggars never feed stray cats as street cats are self-sustaining.

— Will Advise

Being skilled in Catsism is like being a ninja only deadlier and not so silent. The only bad thing is the sickening grammar you have to use.

— Will Advise

#Cats are marvelous creatures - they either adapt to circumstances, or decide to make circumstances adapt to them. Either way - they win.

— Will Advise

Dark alleys, like social networks, are romantic, because you never know what might happen while I perform there every Saturday night. Cats do know, but won't tell. So don’t even ask.

— Will Advise

Eating pizza is like having a little heaven in your nose. Wait, that's not what you eat pizza with. I always get it confused with pizza-pie.

— Will Advise

Everything is like a wall. Said a scholar to the troll. Bang your head to go on through. Then you'll see, there is no queue.

— Will Advise