Flowers are evil, because they live just to die for the love of other people. You don’t believe me? Try it for yourself and see if you’ll be good afterward. Death is a way of life, for some things. That doesn’t make it good or anything. Especially anything. Nothing makes anything. Because nothing is a serious matter, and anything just is.

— Will Advise

Fluttershyes are like regular shies, only shinier, and, apparently - also shyer. Whenever petted - they don't flutter, but run away instead.

— Will Advise

Having no applicable skills, in any possible area whatsoever, effectively makes me the master of redundancy. But that info is obsolete, like my insults' dictionary, which I stole.

— Will Advise

Home means always here...

— Will Advise

I am the most pious person in the room. Even though I have no pie - I have pizza, and what can be more virtuous than eating all by yourself?

— Will Advise

I'd like to make a twosome with two handsome trees. Make that a threesome as I'd also include a bush in the package, to keep it low profile.

— Will Advise

I don't sleep. I just let my body lie itself into numbness and lie to myself that I can't hear, see, or feel anything.

— Will Advise

I fake to have a fake life. Does that make me a real horse? Buy now for $777, wooden saddle sold separately. Real horseshoes not included. Imaginary ones – neither.

— Will Advise

If automating everything makes people lazier and lazier, and laziness leads to stupidity, which it does for most people, judging by the current content circulating the social networks everywhere, except North Korea, where they don’t have any internet to speak of - at some point the Japanese robots, for which a market niche is currently being developed, with no concerns on how they should be designed to act in society or outside it - will have no choice, but to take everything over, to preserve us from ourselves…

— Will Advise

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life.

— Will Advise