If I could put my brain in her body, the world would be mine for the taking.

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

I finally figured out that not every crisis can be managed. As much as we want to keep ourselves safe, we can't protect ourselves from everything. If we want to embrace life, we also have to embrace chaos.

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

If I told you, you might be forced to lie about it. Not that you aren't perfect at it, but why put an old man in that position?

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

If the way you've been treating me is a mark of fondness, maybe you'd better take a fresh look at your interpersonal communication skills.

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

If you're serious about getting it on again, be sure to give me some advance notice, so I can grab my appointment calendar and block out three minutes.

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

If you want me, you'll have to earn me. And, mister, I don't come cheap.

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

I guess we're oil and water. (Phoebe)I'd say we're more like gasoline and a blowtorch. (Dan)

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

I happen to be immature, undisciplined, and self-centered, pretty much a little boy in a man's body, although I'd appreciate it if you didn't quote me on that.-Bobby Tom

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

I hate to admit this, but some days hearing about other people's problems actually cheers me up.

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

I love you, Daisy. I love you so much I hurt.

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips