I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character.

— Jon Stewart

Most world religions denounced war as a barbaric waste of human life. We treasured the teachings of these religions so dearly that we frequently had to wage war in order to impose them on other people.

— Jon Stewart

Newspapers abound, and though they have endured decades of decline in readership and influence, they can still form impressive piles if no one takes them out to the trash.

— Jon Stewart

No one is better at not beating America than England.

— Jon Stewart

Our culture is just a series of checks and balances. The whole idea that we're in a battle between tyranny and freedom - it's a series of pendulum swings.

— Jon Stewart

Race is there. You're tired of hearing about it? Imagine how fucking exhausting it is living it.

— Jon Stewart

Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.

— Jon Stewart

The bias of the mainstream media is toward sensationalism, conflict, and laziness.

— Jon Stewart

The internet is just a world passing notes around a classroom.

— Jon Stewart

The more you delve into science, the more it appears to rely on faith.

— Jon Stewart