Accidental sex. He made it sound like I fell down, and there just happened to be an erection in the way.

— Laurell K. Hamilton

All I really wanted to do was cuddle back under the blankets, maybe with a certain stuffed toy penguin I knew. Yeah, hiding sounded good.

— Laurell K. Hamilton

An atheist waving a cross at a vampire was a truly pitiful sight.

— Laurell K. Hamilton

And there you go again, that tone in your voice, never a word out of place, but your tone says clearly, 'You are a fucking psycho bitch and I hate you.

— Laurell K. Hamilton

Because everything worth having hurts.

— Laurell K. Hamilton

Before I knew you, I thought brave was not being afraid. You've taught me that bravery is being terrified and doing it anyway.

— Laurell K. Hamilton

Believe this, Bitch.

— Laurell K. Hamilton

Borowski says that if you killed someone else just hide the body, he's not starting over on the paperwork.

— Laurell K. Hamilton

Can the sarcasm,' he said. 'Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.

— Laurell K. Hamilton

Confidence is a fine trait. Over-confidence isn't.

— Laurell K. Hamilton