I know every guy here, and they’re all pretty much jerks.

— Nicki Elson

I’m glad she’s so smitten with her new huntsman boyfriend and all, but venison-wurst? Gag me with a harpsichord.

— Nicki Elson

I’m not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doable females in the car.

— Nicki Elson

In truth, Liesel was a prisoner too, just held by different kinds of bonds.

— Nicki Elson

In what way did your parents screw up to make you the woman you are today?

— Nicki Elson

In you, she saw hope.”“You mean she saw his next meal.

— Nicki Elson

It’s complicated. He’s not…' Human? 'He’s playing hard to get.

— Nicki Elson

It’s like a meatloaf.

— Nicki Elson

It was simply a matter of asking him to remove the tie from his head before he made love to her.

— Nicki Elson

I was hoping to find a way out of here and instead found you.

— Nicki Elson