Just because he’s a guy doesn’t mean he and I can’t be just friends.” “And just because you don’t have to insert batteries into him doesn’t mean you can’t be more.

— Nicki Elson

My imagination plus Fabrizio is not only equal to but also greater than a real man. Why should I settle for second best?

— Nicki Elson

No amount of wavy blond hair nor evenings spent with her plump lips applying just the right amount of pressure to his various pleasure points could make up for the rotting carcass of a soul that resided beneath all that beauty.

— Nicki Elson

Nobody knew exactly how the zombification process worked, and there were as many different strains as theories.

— Nicki Elson

Oh.” It was one those ohs that came packed with layers of meaning — none of which merely meant oh.

— Nicki Elson

One day she was going to be found dead mid-hump on a polyurethane phallus

— Nicki Elson

She didn’t dare expose her heart the way she’d exposed her body.

— Nicki Elson

She stared stupidly into his eyes, thinking about how very much she’d like to make that noise again…with him.

— Nicki Elson

She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe.

— Nicki Elson

Some of us feel the need to experience life before bending to the will of an arcane society.

— Nicki Elson