Son of a Merryweather, he’s a lot stronger than he looks.

— Nicki Elson

That’s all women need men for? Sperm, a paycheck, and free flights?

— Nicki Elson

The candle’s flame washed her in a sensual bath of pulsating light, and Hans became entranced by the soft glow upon her skin.

— Nicki Elson

The Old Testament is actually pretty raunchy. You might enjoy it.

— Nicki Elson

Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life?

— Nicki Elson

What exactly does that expression even mean? An ass that won’t quit? Think about the primary function of an ass—I’d think that’s the sort of thing you might want to quit.

— Nicki Elson

What Hans had intended to end at a simple kiss quickly escalated into something neither one of them seemed able to stop.

— Nicki Elson

Where did you think playing with angels was going to get you?

— Nicki Elson

You are such a kind and caring man, and so sizzling hot and studly. Please, please don’t go nutty on me.

— Nicki Elson

You have a travel vibrator, so I assume you call this one your house vibrator. Store one in your dashboard for a car vibrator too? What about your desk at work? And do they each have their own name, or is it like George Foreman’s kids – Fabrizio one, Fabrizio two…

— Nicki Elson