Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

— Charles M. Schulz

Happiness does not create humor. There's nothing funny about being happy. Sadness creates humor. Crazy Kat getting hit on the head by a brick from Ignite Mouse is funny. All the sad things happening to Charlie Chaplin are funny. It's funny because it's not happening to us.

— Charles M. Schulz

Happiness is a warm puppy.

— Charles M. Schulz

Happiness is loving your enemies.

— Charles M. Schulz

Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep.

— Charles M. Schulz

How do we know where we're going? Follow the moon! Remember, the moon is always over Hollywood, and Needles isn't far from Hollywood.

— Charles M. Schulz

I do not like a high-organized church. I think that as soon as the congregation reaches a level of one hundred or so people, it is time to build a new church. As soon as the congregation gets to the point where you are not on fairly intimate terms with every other person in that church, then you have become a theater where people can attend services. I do not think you can attend a church service. Service is not something which is there to be viewed as if it were a play or a movie.

— Charles M. Schulz

I don't believe in school prayer. I think it's total nonsense...who is the teacher there that is going to have them pray? And is the teacher going to be Catholic or Mormon or Episcopalian or what? It just causes all sorts of problems. And what are the kids praying about anyway? Does it really matter, does praying in school...what are you doing it for? The whole thing just opens up all sorts of elements of discussion. I think it's crazy.

— Charles M. Schulz

I don't know the meaning of life. I don't know why we are here. Furthermore, I think life is full of anxieties and fears and tears. It has a lot of grief in it, and it can be very grim. And I do not want to be the one who tries to tell somebody else what life is all about. To me, it's a complete mystery.

— Charles M. Schulz

I don't think God wants to be worshiped. I think the only pure worship of God is by loving one another, and I think all other forms of worship became a substitute for the love that we should show one another.

— Charles M. Schulz