I fall in love with any girl who smells of library paste.

— Charles M. Schulz

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.

— Charles M. Schulz

If you can't beat 'em cooperate 'em to death!

— Charles M. Schulz

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

— Charles M. Schulz

I have deep feelings of depression... What can I do about this?'' Snap out of it! Five cents, please.

— Charles M. Schulz

I have underlined words and sentences in one of the Bibles that has always been my study Bible, but when I look at those words and sentences now, I can’t remember why they were underlined. One day I was rereading a short story by Joanne Greenberg, and I came across a long passage that I had marked off, but as I looked at it, I couldn't remember why. Perhaps I had meant to ask her about it the next time we talked on the phone, but now I have no idea what it could be that I wanted to ask her. My Revised Standard version of the Bible is filled with markings, for I have gone through it word for word with study groups at least four times, and of course, I have used it on various occasions to begin speeches. I know that the underlined passages served some purpose, but here and there are verses that have no special meaning to me. It is almost as if a friend had secretly opened the book and made some markings just to tease me. What was the spirit trying to say to me then that I no longer need to hear? Or, what was I listening for then that I no longer care about?

— Charles M. Schulz

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.

— Charles M. Schulz

I love mankind it's people I can't stand.

— Charles M. Schulz

I love mankind it's people I can't stand.

— Charles M. Schulz

I'm dying and all I hear are insults!

— Charles M. Schulz