Lucy's polls were sometimes kind of violent.

— Charles M. Schulz

Lucy: You learn more when you lose Charlie Brown: Well then I must be the smartest person in world!!!

— Charles M. Schulz

My last penny! I think I'll squander it on myself. I never feel badly about spending money my dad has earned honestly! Furthermore, I can't decide whether I should buy a balloon or a gumball. A gumball would taste mighty good, but a balloon would be a lot more fun... I'll take a balloon! Sooner or later in life a person has to learn to make decisions! (Sees someone with a different color balloon) Gee, I wish I'd bought a RED balloon.

— Charles M. Schulz

My life has no purpose no direction no aim no meaning and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?

— Charles M. Schulz

My mind reels with sarcastic replies!

— Charles M. Schulz

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

— Charles M. Schulz

Patty: I'll be the good guy. Shermy: I'll be the bad guy. Patty: What are you going to be, Charlie Brown? Charlie Brown: I'll be sort of in-between; I'll be a hypocrite!

— Charles M. Schulz

Rats! There goes the bell... oh, how I hate lunch hours! I always have to eat alone because nobody likes me... Peanut butter again... I wish that little red haired girl would come over, and sit with me. Wouldn’t it be great if she’d walk over here, and say, “May I eat lunch with you, Charlie Brown?” I’d give anything to talk with her... she’d never like me, though... I’m so blah and so stupid... she’d never like me... Furthermore, I wonder what would happen if I went over and tried to talk to her! Everyone would probably laugh... she’d probably be insulted someone as blah as I am tried to talk to her. I hate lunch hour... all it does is make me lonely... during class it doesn’t matter... I can’t even eat... Nothing tastes good... Rats! Nobody is ever going to like me... Lunch hour is the loneliest hour of the day!

— Charles M. Schulz

She nibbles her pencil... She's human!

— Charles M. Schulz

Sometimes I feel that life has passed me by... Do you ever feel that way, Charlie Brown?"" I feel that it has knocked me down and walked all over me!

— Charles M. Schulz