When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.

— Bill Watterson

Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?

— Bill Watterson

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

— Bill Watterson

Years from now, when I'm successful and happy, ...and he's in prison... I hope I'm not too mature to gloat.

— Bill Watterson

You can drag my body to school, but my spirit refuses to go.

— Bill Watterson

You can make your superhero a psychopath, you can draw gut-splattering violence, and you can call it a "graphic novel," but comic books are still incredibly stupid.

— Bill Watterson

You can present the material, but you can't make me care.

— Bill Watterson

You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.

— Bill Watterson

You know, maybe we don't need enemies."" Yeah, best friends are about all I can take.

— Bill Watterson

You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!

— Bill Watterson