Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?

— Bill Watterson

From now on, I'm not doing anything I don't want to do! The world owes me happiness, fulfillment and success.... I'm just here to cash in.

— Bill Watterson

Genius is never understood in its own time.

— Bill Watterson

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— Bill Watterson

Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.

— Bill Watterson

Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?

— Bill Watterson

Hey Susie Perkins, is that your face, or is a 'possum stuck in your collar?

— Bill Watterson

History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That's why events are always reinterpreted when values change. We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.

— Bill Watterson

Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!

— Bill Watterson

HOBBES:If you don't get a goodnight kiss you get Kafka dreams.

— Bill Watterson