Bauvard

Alphabet: a symbolic system used in algebra, with applications that have yet to be discovered by dyslexics and two thirds of college graduates.

— Bauvard

A man is always devoted to something more tangible than a woman - the idea of her.

— Bauvard

Artists are the serfs of a leisure society.

— Bauvard

Bike lane: the section of the road that accommodates wide loads and has speed bumps to protect drunk drivers.

— Bauvard

Bragging about your compassion is the first step towards feeling a genuine emotion.

— Bauvard

Careers are not made in a family business, they are born – by patricide. Then they die from neglect, and avoid the tragedy of being put out of business.

— Bauvard

Divorce runs high these days, but I’m an exception to the norm. I got divorced when marriage was still popular.

— Bauvard

Education: learning to find your purpose. Upon finding your purpose: what did I learn?

— Bauvard

Embarrassing facts, those would really help our children remember their classroom lessons better.

— Bauvard

Envy is for people who don’t have the self-esteem to be jealous.

— Bauvard