Bauvard

Political debate: when charlatans come together to discuss their principles.

— Bauvard

Pure joy is rare. That’s why for every meal I eat a really bloody steak.

— Bauvard

Self-awareness of one’s faults, far from being the first step to growth, is very often the second foot in the mud.

— Bauvard

Some people won't have kids, but I’m not going to have parents. I’m burning their birth certificates and defacing their gravestones tonight.

— Bauvard

The idealist hopes. The romantic sees doom. The postmodernist sees doom and hopes.

— Bauvard

The lampshade on my head is for my bright ideas. I won't be able to convey them until Monday, when my curtain gets out of the dry cleaners.

— Bauvard

The problem with our society is that our values aren’t in the right place. There’s an awful lot of bleeding and naked bodies on prime-time networks, but not nearly enough cable television on public programming.

— Bauvard

There is an enduring freshness in what remains strange and obscure which the clichés of greatness can only evoke nostalgia for.

— Bauvard

The stars have a strong effect on our daily shopping lives. Hollywood is astrology’s only credible conspiracy.

— Bauvard

To die famous is the goal of the immortal. To die young is the goal of the healthy. To die memorably is the goal of the survivor.

— Bauvard